People, I’m sure you’ve heard me talk about Picky Bars before, right? You must have. Anyways, would you look at what’s in the NY Times today…
PICKY BARS !!!(in an article on the fabulous Lauren Fleshman, who has pink hair streaks – I am super jelz to the max, btw.)
Isn’t that cool? Also, does this make me a trendsetter? I’m going to go with yes.
You know what’s kind of lame. Lauren couldn’t wear her picky bar tats in the marathon. I mean, its her own company and her own skin. Yet, the regulating people who are losers, obviously, said that was against the rules. Super unfair in my book.
However, since Lauren can’t wear them, I would like for this to serve as my official application to the Picky Pack that I want to be the wearer of a Picky Bar tattoo one day. It may not sell you any more bars because no one will care if I’m wearing it, but no one would tell me I couldn’t, either.
AND GUESS WHAT — PBs (my abbreviation for them) has launched the Picky Club! Unfortunately, someone beat me to the punch on being the inaugural member, but NO ONE CAN TAKE AWAY MY #1 FANDOM.
You, too, can get the shirt and random things from them included with your 18 bars per month. It’s like that Harry and David Fruit of the Month club, but better.
I die for Picky Bars like Rachel Zoe dies for Chanel.
So, I want you all to go buy some bars – blow up all the Picky People’s emails with orders. Have I ever steered any of you wrong?
If you buy some or try some. I want to know what you think – I think they taste like a pb and j, but in a sort of cookie dough texture.
What’s not to like about that?
TELL ME: HAVE YOU TRIED PICKY BARS? AND, IF YOU HAVEN’T, ARE YOU GOING TO ORDER SOME?
Or do I need to force feed you one first?
Until next time…